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Overview

Situated just 5 minutes’ drive from Lenham, Who'd A Thought It boasts a Champagne and oyster bar, along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking, the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites. The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player, tea and coffee making facilities, and an iPod docking station. The en suite bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed. In the mornings, Who’d A Thought It serves a full English breakfast, along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus, including gastro bar meals, a lunchtime tasting menu, and a la carte dishes. Who’d A Thought It’s Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.
7,8
Good
535 reviews

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Amenities at Who'd A Thought It

  • Adults only
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/Lounge
  • Room service
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Tea/coffee maker
  • Coffee machine
  • Free parking
  • Wi-Fi available in all areas
  • Flat-screen TV

Basics

  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Wi-Fi available in all areas
  • Internet
  • Linens
  • Towels
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Free toiletries
  • Shampoo
  • Smoke alarms
  • Heating
  • Body soap
  • Air-conditioned
  • Conditioner

Bathroom

  • Shower
  • Shower cap
  • Bathtub
  • Spa bath
  • Hairdryer
  • Toilet
  • Toilet paper
  • Toothbrush
  • Bathrobe
  • Private bathroom

Dining

  • Electric kettle
  • Special diet menus (on request)
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/Lounge
  • Breakfast in the room
  • Tea/coffee maker
  • Refrigerator
  • Food can be delivered to guest accommodation
  • Coffee machine

General

  • Fireplace
  • Seating area
  • Garden view
  • Hardwood or parquet floors
  • Slippers
  • Sofa
  • Carpeted
  • Tile/marble floor

Media and entertainment

  • Radio
  • Flat-screen TV
  • Cable or satellite TV
  • Streaming service
  • TV
  • Smartphone dock

Accessibility and suitability

  • Entire unit located on ground floor
  • Adults only
  • Accessible parking
  • No smoking
  • Designated smoking area
  • Private entrance

Outdoor

  • Terrace/Patio
  • Beach chairs
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Picnic area
  • Garden

Health and safety

  • Daily housekeeping
  • First-aid kit
  • CCTV in common areas
  • CCTV outside property

Bedroom

  • Extra-long beds (> 2 metres)
  • Socket near the bed
  • Wardrobe or closet

Services and conveniences

  • Room service
  • Key access
  • Bottle of water

Parking and transportation

  • Free parking
  • Private parking

Pool and spa

  • Hot tub

Laundry

  • Iron and ironing board

Workspace

  • Desk

Things to do

  • Board games/puzzles

Reviews of Who'd A Thought It

7,8
Good
535 verified ratings
Wonderful
278
Very good
55
Good
74
Okay
49
Fair
27
Mediocre
14
Poor
38

Summary of reviews

Guests say
Guests appreciated the breakfast, with several describing it as exceptional and well-presented. Many found the rooms spacious, well-themed, and comfortable, and some praised the friendly staff and overall atmosphere. However, there were repeated complaints about cleanliness, value for money, and maintenance issues, with some guests dissatisfied with the condition of rooms and facilities. Service experiences were mixed, with both positive and negative interactions reported. Overall, while the hotel has notable strengths in breakfast and room comfort, improvements in cleanliness and value are needed.
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Breakfast8.5 out of 10
Service6 out of 10
Room Size5 out of 10
Value for Price3.5 out of 10
Cleanliness3 out of 10
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Location

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Maidstone, ME17 2AR

What's nearby

  • Leeds Castle5.9 km
  • Bearsted F.C.8.4 km
  • Stoneacre8.8 km
  • Bearsted Golf Club10.6 km
  • Mote Park11.8 km
  • White Horse Wood Country Park11.9 km
  • Vinters Valley Nature Reserve12 km
  • Tithe Barn12.9 km
  • Tyrewhitt-Drake Museum of Carriages12.9 km
  • Archbishop's Palace13 km
  • Hazlitt Theatre13.2 km
  • Maidstone Museum13.3 km

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Check in anytime after 15:00, check out anytime before 11:30

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Who'd A Thought It

Which month has the cheapest rates at Who'd A Thought It?

Based on hotel prices found by KAYAK users over the last 12 months.

The cheapest month to stay at Who'd A Thought It is October, with an average nightly rate of R1 750. The most expensive month is February at R2 576 per night.

What is the cheapest day to book Who'd A Thought It?

Based on hotel prices found by KAYAK users over the last 12 months.

The cheapest day to book Who'd A Thought It is Tuesday, with an average nightly rate of R1 738. The most expensive day is Friday at R5 597 per night.

How far in advance should you book Who'd A Thought It?

Based on hotel prices found by KAYAK users over the last 12 months.

To get the best price at Who'd A Thought It, book around 4 weeks in advance. This could save you approximately 27% compared to booking last minute.

FAQs when booking at Who'd A Thought It

  • What is the champagne and wine selection like at Who’d A Thought It?

    The hotel offers an extensive wine menu in the champagne and wine bar where travellers mix with local regulars swapping tales of adventure. You’ll find a vast selection of French, Italian, English, Spanish, and Chilean wines, as well as a selection of around 60 different champagnes.

  • What dining is available at Who'd A Thought It?

    The Who'd A Thought It establishment aims to surprise and delight guests with their classic English dishes prepared with locally sourced ingredients. Their menu changes regularly and offers a wide variety of dishes that include oysters, risottos, vegetable curries, and rhubarb dessert delights.

  • Can I host a large gathering at the hotel?

    Yes, Who’d A Thought It is geared towards providing guests with everything that they need. You can arrange events at the hotel and if the hotel itself is too small, there’s the option of The Grand Marquee, a heated marquee with a capacity of 80 people for a sit-down meal, but plenty more people if the party is standing or dancing. The hotel can arrange everything and set a bar up in the Marquee.

  • Which room is a unique option to stay in at the hotel and why?

    If you’re looking for a unique room to stay in, we suggest booking your stay at The Lodge, which is one of the only rooms separate from the other rooms and offers views of the surrounding countryside. You will also have a private hot tub and a circular lounger to enjoy your private time in. The middle of the room opens up to a large spa bath offering breathtaking views of the surrounding landscape.

  • Which room is a recommended option for a romantic stay?

    If you’re travelling with a loved one looking for a romantic getaway, Who’d A Thought It offers several well-suited rooms including the Perrier Jouet room. This room is a traditional-style abode with a four-poster bed and features a spa bath for the two of you to relax in while sipping on a glass of complimentary champagne that comes with the room.

  • Why should I stay at this hotel instead of other hotels nearby?

    Who’d A Thought It is a hotel that offers guests a unique experience that can’t be found anywhere else in Kent. They’re proud to have been awarded the AA’s 5-star accommodation award and offer guests a restored sixteenth-century pub converted into a luxurious champagne bar, restaurant, and hotel that offers an exquisite dining experience with locally sourced produce. All rooms are fitted with flat-screen TVs, en suite bathrooms, and stylish contemporary themes.

  • What’s the best way to get to the hotel from the airport?

    If you’re travelling from London City Airport and want to avoid the expense of a taxi, the quickest way to Maidstone would be to take the train from London City Airport DLR Station to Maidstone West. Trains generally run every day and will get you to Maidstone in around 1h 40min. If you opt to take a taxi, you can expect your trip to take around 50min and cost approximately £100.

  • Where is Who'd A Thought It located?

    Who'd A Thought It is located at Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, 12,9 km from the centre of Maidstone. Leeds Castle is the closest landmark to Who'd A Thought It.

  • When is check-in time and check-out time at Who'd A Thought It?

    Check-in time is 15:00 and check-out time is 11:30 at Who'd A Thought It.

  • Does Who'd A Thought It offer free Wi-Fi?

    Yes, Who'd A Thought It offers free Wi-Fi.

  • Does Who'd A Thought It offer free parking?

    Yes, Who'd A Thought It offers free parking.

  • How far is Who'd A Thought It from the airport?

    Who'd A Thought It is 41 km from London Southend. Who'd A Thought It is 54,7 km from London City.

  • How does KAYAK find such great Who'd A Thought It hotel deals?

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