Creekside Amorsolo Hotel

Worst hotel I have stayed at

Nothing

Somehow, all of the reviews failed to mention that this hotel was above a popular spot to pay for some action. Hookers aside, the room was very dark, the bathroom door did not shut, the blinds could not be completely closed, and the entire room was crawling with small cockroaches (I spotted at least 6). There was an excessive amount of mold on the bathroom ceiling and the bath towels were old, dingy, and severely stained. The wifi was so poor it took about 30 seconds to load each page. Upon checkout the next day, I asked the front desk if I could use their phone (as there was not one in the room) to contact my Uber, who couldn't seem to locate us (as the hotel is located on the second floor, and the wifi kept disconnecting). They informed me that they could not, because they could not call cell phones from their landline, and did not offer any assistance. I have been staying at cheaper hotels throughout my entire month stay in Asia and this was by far the worst one and the most expensive.